• DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT [YOGA]

    The calm before the storm I am not a relaxed person. When someone tells me to find my “center,” I usually tell them to f*ck off. I don’t enjoy drum circles and meditating makes my back hurt. Walking into a yoga studio alone for the first time was daunting, not only because of my social anxiety but because I’ve simply never enjoyed yoga. As someone who is used to throwing weight around, getting chalk in my hair, and yelling obscenities to the heavens, yoga has always seemed a bit too soft for me. It turns out that I’m an asshole because yoga is hardcore. There are a handful of practices one can…